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First Show Appearance: Thanksgiving on Trailer Park Avenue Played by: Callie Mauldin Capri Crestfallen grew up in the bucolic environs of southwestern Tennessee. Her mother taught her how to make her own prairie dresses, a tasty squirrel soup and how to shoot a shotgun after drinking moonshine all night. She grew up poor, but well-mannered and sheltered from the world. When she's not working as a small town church secretary, she enjoys knitting kitten sweaters, eating Moonpies and collecting porcelain figurines.