First Show Appearance: To Mock a Killing Bird Played by: Tim Childers
Saint Richard is an anomaly. Does he spend his spare time alone at the movies? Maybe he walks through cemeteries in the dawns before bland breakfasts. Perhaps he rolls skinny cigarettes and sells them to tweenagers. No one really knows. All they do know is that he is a genuine stick in the mud. He's cold, callous, cynical and all the other negative adjectives that begin with 'c'. What made him so cranky? Some say it's because his entire family was trampled by rhinos. Others speculate that he sold his soul they took Sprite Remix off the market. Either way, he has never been the same.